Inane post. Sorry, I’m really not on form at the moment.
I woke up late this morning, too late for breakfast, and feeling very hungry. I decided to combine breakfast and lunch into one meal. Lunckfast! OK, so the word is actually “brunch”, but that sounds silly. If you’re going to use a daft word like that, you may as well go the whole hog and use a word so bizarre that it’s ridiculous. Lunckfast fits the bill nicely.
We were short of bread today, since the only loaf of bread in the house had unfortunately been left in the freezer. I took it out, but it was a bit too late. In an effort to speed things up, I set the microwave to defrost it, but to no avail. In the end, my brother had toast for lunch. I had toast as well, only I had it for lunckfast. I also had three Weetabixes, a banana, an apple and three biscuits.
You know what I really hate? Writer’s block, in all its myriad forms. I’ve been stuck for anything to write all week.
The blog written by b0bbyg
Updates quite irregularly
If you asked Bobby why
It was never on time
He’d just shrug and say “Hey, don’t ask me!”
I’m hoping this will change in future though. In fact, I’ve got something slightly ambitious planned for this blog.
Current listening: Green Day, “Homecoming”.